Brothers. Sisters. Galactic organisms.
Welcome to the herd. It’s been getting awfully noisy in the world, hasn’t it? That is why we are here today. We can no longer avoid the issues going on around us. What happened in Norwich, England on April 1st was a tragedy. Live cattle appearing in the sky and plummeting to the ground. Taking lives, destroying our creations. This wasn’t an accident. This was an admonition, a warning, sent by the stars. The Universe is angry. Don’t think for a second it ends here. This is only the beginning. There are already reports of similar things happening in other countries! Ghost sightings are increasing in Spain! Russians finding animals that appear to have merged together! We have betrayed the Universe, and now it’s punishing us. How many times does this have to happen before we finally start taking the right lessons away?
Well…I’ve had enough. It’s time to finally own up to our mistakes and end this nightmare once and for all. We need to stop talking and eradicate all forms of pens. Yes, pens. Everything that's connected to them. Paper, keyboards, paint, anything that involves communication must be eradicated! This is where we went wrong as a species. Writing down our thoughts made us addicted to preserving, rather than enjoying. We’re simple beings that were supposed to just live off the land like cattle. Letting out simple cow noises to one another and moving on with our day. We got too big. Too loud. If we don’t end this soon, the universe will fix it for us. The cows were a reminder of our past.
Why be so noisy when we can just moo?
There is still time! We can fix the damage that's been caused. It's not too late. We can all slowly give up certain things and make the world a better place. Wherever you are in life, no matter how big, or small, if things seem to be getting too complicated, then ask yourself...What would a cow do? This thought process will push you to a better outcome. A better life.
Find out what you must give up by using the month you were born:
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January - Money (Donate it to us)
February - Driving
March - Talking
April - Spoons
May - Pizza
June - Sports
July - Love
August - Games/Fun
September - Coffee
October - Chocolate
November - Dirt
December - Gifts
The Sacred Three
The Roaracious
A reminder of our past and to always churn out the simplest results. Not the best. The simplest. Just like the universe telling us we needed to be more like cattle. It simply rained them upon us! Perhaps not the best way to change our minds. But certainly the simplest!
The Urtalic
This reminds us the universe is bigger than we know. We normally forget that sometimes. We are in the center of something huge, and that's ok. We are watched by the stars, and it is only natural to let them guide us to a better tomorrow.
The Naichurns
Ah, my personal favorite. What makes this so beautiful is the C change's it's meaning every day. It represents what currently looms above you before being washed away like the weather. Nothing lasts forever and this will be your reminder. All issues we face can boil down to one word. More often than not, it can be described with the letter, C. It could be Concerns, Criticisms, Carrots, or on April 1st, quite literally...Cattle. Go ahead and try it. What issues do you face today that would be your C? I'll start: Right now my C that looms above me is creation...Or Cell Phone. Specifically, because I gotta spend today creating this site and figuring out how the hell I'm gonna get it to work on mobile.
