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I Knew It: The Thomas Wilson Story

by Thomas Wilson (Author), Potatodots (Cover Art)

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Inspired by the events he witnessed on the smash hit reality show, Project Earth. Thomas Wilson tells a tale of meeting his alien wife from an alternate reality, Vlorgnarb. A romantic tale between three individuals truly in love with each other.

A tale has never been this sweeter. Order one of the greatest books to ever exist in the multiverse! 

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The author has spent years for this moment, and is overjoyed with the reception this book has received!

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Length

301 Pages

Language

English/Vlorganese

Reading age

18+ years

Grade level

4-6

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ABOUT THE AUTHORS

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Thomas Wilson

Author

When I first came to Roselake as a kid with my family years ago, I never imagined I’d ever achieve my dream: To prove aliens exist! Not only that, but I married one!
 

This inspired my Memoir where you’ll discover the story of how I, Thomas Wilson, the 27th highest rated landscaper in Roselake County, met Vlorgnarb, along with my Wife Martha. Together we found that sometimes love can take us to the farthest reaches of the Solar System!

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Cover Artist

Potatodots. Born as a simple spud found a passion for drawing creatures from other worlds. This is their work that they love and if anyone wishes to check out their other stuff you can so HERE

TOP REVIEWS!

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Jelena

Life Changing. Thought Provoking. This Has Everything!

I was a little hesitant to purchase this book at first. After watching Project Earth, I just assumed Thomas Wilson was a nutcase. If it wasn't for my cousin, who'd already read the book persuading me, this masterpiece would've completely evaded my eyes! Thomas manages to see light where no one else can. I've never read a love story quite like this before. Martha, Tom, and Vlorgnarb are such a beautiful triple. Their chemistry is undeniable. I hope one day TerrANova does manage to figure out how to travel to these worlds so these people can unite with each other for real!

25 People found this helpful

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Butch

THE WRITER OF OUR GENERATION!

This book is INCREDIBLE! The second I picked it up...I couldn't put it back down. I've been a lover of aliens for years and to have confirmation that aliens ARE out there (Albeit, in another reality right now), after that second episode. It's amazing to hear a story from the man who got to marry one! This could very well be a reality for ALL OF US one day. Marrying aliens. They're out there in this world too! I know it!!

48 People found this helpful

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Jack

Not Good. Caught On Fire!

I ordered this book looking forward to finally seeing what all the fuss is about. Only to be met with it spontaneously combusting as I opened it. DO. BETTER.

One Person found this helpful

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Katie

Where is my Vlorgnarb??

I want my own Vlorgnarb after reading this book! They sound like the greatest being in all universes! Tom, Martha, and Vlorggy are my new hyper fixations for the coming weeks. No one can stop me! You hear me!? No one! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha

34 People found this helpful

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Benjamin

It's ok.

Yeah...

257 People found this helpful

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Tardia

Better Than I Thought

I guess this really falls under that old saying of "Don't judge a book by it's cover." Thomas Wilson really took me by surprise with this one. A beautiful love story heading to the stars. Proving that even the craziest of individuals can make something interesting. 

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A side note: A lot of people seem to be excited by the idea that aliens are real, but isn't anyone the least bit concerned?? These being looked incredibly powerful from that last episode of Project Earth. That reality was ready for them and had a charismatic leader to make peace with them...Do you really think it could be the same here if similar creatures found us?

14 People found this helpful

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Harlo

ALIENS!!!!!

I. LOVE. ALIENS. THIS BOOK HAS ALIENS. ALIENS ARE REAL I CAN'T BELIEBE WHAT I'M SEEING OH I'M SO HAPPY THANK YOU THOMAS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK THANK YOU FOR LETTING US KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WORLD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE LET ME SEE VLORGNARB

Three People found this helpful

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Sally

What A Load of ****!!

Am I the only one that found the plot to be derivative? What a waste of potential. If I was writing this book, I would've grounded it more in our world. A lot of the plot points were just completely unrealistic. The performances were just not believable. I know it's a book so there isn't any, but if there were, it'd just take me out of the story because it's a book! Why are you performing!? I'm trying to READ.

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George

Terrible! Terrible! TERRIBLE

Am I the only one that found the plot to be derivative? What a waste of potential. If I was writing this book, I would've started off from Vlorgnarbs perspective. It's important to learn and understand where the love is coming from. Take this for example:

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"Vlorgnarb stood their gracefully. Tentacle hovering over the transportation button.

This was it. They were going to travel to another dimension. It scared them. What

would await for them on the other side? A lover? Or a hater (See!? Conflict). Would

Thomas Wilson be the man man they always wanted? Or could it all be mere

optimism."

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Can you believe it? I wrote that in just one minute. Now that we know more about how Vlorgnarb is feeling, this creates a deeper connection between the two. I'm going to start a fund raiser to make my own version of this book. If anyone is down to help give me money then it will be greatly appreciate thank you.

Two People found this helpful

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Zanie

So that was a thing.

Am I the only one that found the plot to be derivative? What a waste of potential. If I was writing this book, I would've spent my time on the spaceships and their designs. Everyone wants to see spaceships! Why can't we just talk more about that? I wanted spaceships.

19 People found this helpful

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Green

Of course he did that...

Leave it up to Americans to discover Extraterrestrials and decide to fuck em

19 People found this helpful

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