TerrANova Industries would like to formally address recent theories circulating online about their involvement in the event that took place in the early hours of Norwich, England, on April 1st.

 

For those who may not be aware, a resident of the village, Bethany Flood, reported being awoken by a loud crash in her home at 4:29am. Shortly after, several more thuds and crashes were heard. Upon investigating, she was shocked to witness hundreds of cattle falling from the sky, seemingly alive before they hit the ground. Witnesses in the surrounding area also reported hearing screams and noises from the animals as they fell, leaving the entire village in ruin.

 

It has been estimated that over 7,000 cows fell from the sky, causing well over a million in damages to the village. Despite an extensive investigation, no one has yet been able to determine where the cows came from or how they fell from the sky. One farmer who witnessed the event claimed to have seen several cattle appear out of thin air before dropping from a height of about 200 feet.