Maggy Jones
Mar 25, 2012
MEET GREGG SELLARS & TOM WILSON!
Episode 2 has officially been released! What a crazy ride this is turning out to be. Aliens are real! Or are they? Maybe we're so far away from that reality that we're currently in a universe where life on other planets just never happened. So much to think about…
We wanted to discuss this further with Gregg himself.
Unfortunately, Christine has told us Gregg is still feeling under the weather. Thankfully, she and Tom both had some free time to come down to the studio and be interviewed by yours truly.
- Photo of Christine Sellars & Thomas Wilson
How are we feeling about this latest episode?
Tom:
I'm still in shock that this world actually exists. I'm a hardcore believer in alien life and I'm convinced they're already here…among us!
Christine:
I finally watched it! So ha! Gregg can't say anything about it anymore! I loved it. He looks wonderful in his little presidential suit!
Tom:
Do I look good in mine?
Christine:
You...always look wonderful, Tom.
Tom:
I still reckon I'd look better as a news anchor. Look at someone like Dan Rather. PERFECT HAIR - I mean it’s so good! But you know what they say about hair right?
Christine:
No?
Tom:
It grows on you!
Christine:
...
- Dan Rather
Is it really just the hair that you love about news anchors?
Tom:
If we're being real, I kinda had a crush on one who always presented the weather in Roselake.
Christine:
Aww, Tom! You never told me that! Does Gregg know?
Tom:
No, I kept that bit to myself. Think it's a self conscious thing. But hey, I Wanted to ask you something about these aliens…
Uh…sure?
Tom:
Will we ever get a chance to go to these universes? Like, is there a chance I could meet my other self and alien wife? No reason. Just asking, you know, just for fun…
- Vlorgnarb & Vice President Thomas Wilson
Um…as far as I’m aware, we are currently running experiments in hopes of one day having humans travel to these realities.
Christine:
Wait, so what happens when that's figured out? Wouldn't that, like…solve world hunger and stuff? Infinite possibilities and infinite food?
I—I didn’t really think of that. It didn’t really cross my mind, may—
Tom:
Why would they do that? There’s no financial profit in that. The people running this place are just the same as any other conglomerate. It’s just a bunch of rich dudes who can afford food for their families and don’t even think twice about the little guy, unless it’s keeping them dow-
Christine:
Oh lord, Tom! You’re getting political again.
Tom:
It’s not political if it’s the TRUTH and today’s truth special is buy one get one free!
I say, this is rather uncalled for, Mr. Wilson. I can assure you that this company does the very bes—
Tom:
Where is our freedom, huh!? FREEDOM! FREEDOM! Where’s our financial stabili—
Unfortunately, we had to cut the interview short and escort Thomas Wilson and Christine Sellars off the premises. They will not be returning for future interviews, but I’m sure once we have Gregg awake and healthy, he can give us more details/insights on future episodes to come!